January 2012
1 post
“Of course I’ve changed. We all change. We all grow up, grow wiser, grow distant...”
October 2011
1 post
“I love you like a river that gives water to the thirsty and takes people where...”
– Aleph, Paulo Coelho
September 2011
3 posts
4 tags
Inday VS Amo
Amo: Hoy Inday! Bakit sunog ang sinaing?
Inday: Heavy fire that was exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor of heat w/c is the steel, causing the oriza sativa which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell, as well as the taste.
Amo: In other words, you didn’t apply your knowledge about heat conductors and left the oriza sativa to burn! Akala mo nosebleed ako noh?? Iba nako! Nagsstudy nako! BRING IT ON!
4 tags
Inday VS Rizal
Rizal: Inday ang 'di magmahal sa sariling wika ay mas masahol pa sa mabaho at malansang isda.
Inday: Thanks for your wonderful words of wisdom. But u know, I read all of your works. Unfortunately, i was really disappointed. 'Cause majority of your novels were written in spanish and latin. Therefore, you are the ultimate violator of your own aphorism.
Rizal: Nasan ba yung tubo...
4 tags
AMO: “Inday, napunasan mo na ba yung keyboard ng PC ko?”
INDAY: “Di ko lang pinunasan ate, inalphabetical ko pa, di kasi sunod-sunod!”
August 2011
1 post
May 2011
14 posts
wala ka sa lolo ko..
majorrakstarr:
Boy 1: Lolo ko, 80 na, nagte-text pa. Boy 2 : Wala yan sa lolo ko, 92 na nag faface- book pa! Boy 3: (May kausap sa cp) Lo? Ngayon na? Sino-sino po? Sige punta na po ako. Boy 1 at 2 : Sino yun? . . . Boy 3: Lolo ko. Dota daw.. May dayo… :)
A JOKE
bastardpreacher:
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says “What the hell was that all about?”
Merong lalaking triplets na kinakausap ang tatay...
theorangediary:
Triplets: Tay, ibili nyo po kami ng baril.
Tatay: Wow, magsusundalo talaga tong mga anak ko! (Binigay ang mga baril)
Triplets:Let’s go girls! Charlie’s waiting.
Joke time! ;D *2 girls having a conversation*
Girl 1: Pangit ba ako? :(
Girl 2: Don't worry. Wala namang ginawa si God na pangit. :)
Girl 1: *Smiles*
Girl 2: Ewan ko lang kung sino gumawa sayo. :))
Happy-Ning-Weird
Si Pedro,writing on a Slum book
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Favorite Actor:
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Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarze... .(erase)
Arnold Schwarzz... .(erase)
Arnold Shwazenne... .(erase)
Arnold Shwazenner.. .(erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg. .(erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne. (erase)
Arnold Clavio
Happy-Ning-Weird
Lalake 1 : Pare, Ganda ng Pantalon mo ah, Ano tatak?
Lalake 2: Guess pare.
Lalake 1: Lee?
Lalake 2: hindi, Guess
Lalake 1: Levis?
Lalake 2: Guess !
Lalake 1: Bench?
Lalake 2: GUESS NGA E!
Lalake 1: Geh, Siret Na.
Happy-Ning-Weird
Pedro: Juan, Nasaksak ako, Call me a doctor, please? Call me a doctor!
Juan: Ha? Sige. You're a doctor, Pedro! You're a doctor! Ikaw na! The best ka diba? It's you already!
Pedro: Juan, Nasaksak ako, Call me a doctor, please? Call me a doctor!
Juan: Ha? Sige. You're a doctor, Pedro! You're a doctor! Ikaw na! The best ka diba? It's you already!
“WISDOM THAT OUR PARENTS GIVEN US”
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1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay.” 2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay: “Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!” 3.Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC:...
Sa comp shop:
parakaninokabumabangon:
Vice Ganda: kuya pa-extend.
Boy: ng time? Vice Ganda: hindi! yung computer. pa-extend yung cord para maiuwi ko ito at dun ako sa bahay maglalaro. O kaya gawin kong laptop pag pasok ko sa school bitbit ko ito. Pa-out na nga lang. Boy: yung sayo? Vice Ganda: hindi! yung sa katabi ko. pakialamero ako eh. ayoko ng may katabi. try mo yung sayo. i-out mo na rin para ako na...
Isang araw, tumatakbo si Pedro dahil male-late na...
Nagdasal siya: “Lord, tulungan nyo po ako na ‘wag ma-late..” Sa pagmamadali, nadapa sya at sinabing: “Lord, wala namang tulakan oh? Excited? Excited? May lakad? May lakad?”
may mga taong nangangakong sungkitin ang BUWAN at...
BLING BLING????!!!
you finally have the guts to confess
but then you find out he loves someone else.
you finally have the guts to confess
bunnykawaii:
but then you find out he loves someone else.
February 2011
10 posts
“If you’re feeling frightened about what comes next, don’t be. Embrace the...”
– (via poeticheartache) (via beyondseventeen)
“Sometimes the things you want the most don’t happen and what you least expect...”
– Jamie Randall, Love & Other Drugs (via quote-book)
Just one of those moments where I want to throw...
there is nothing to be done…..only accept it…. and hurt…..
sometimes things happen in our lives that tear us...
There were times when he caught me, but more times...
I suppose it's true that we all fall in love with...
I guess it's because I can't help but to remember...
So much for my happy ending...
You were all the things I thought I knew and I thought we could be…now, all of the memories so close to me just fade away…It’s nice to know we had it all,Thanks for watching as I fall….
January 2011
10 posts
“I’d heard people say that as a traveler, you have to be careful not to get...”
– Signe Pike (via 500daysofkissingmypillow)
BOY: Whenever I see your face, it reminds me of the song "Billionaire" by Bruno Mars.
GIRL: Really? Dahil ba mukha akong elitista? Mayaman?
BOY: Nope.
GIRL: Eh ano?
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BOY: ♪ ♫ SOOOOO FREAKIN' BAD. ♪ ♫
ROFL : D
Don't hang onto painful memories just because...
There are some words that are best left unspoken,...
…they would stand for those three words I can’t and will never tell you…
My pride is too high for that audacious confession…
inZEYNity: Nothing lasts forever. →
inzeynity:
Feelings are to last only for a period of time. Some last a day. Some last for a week. Some, for a month, for a year. But nothing lasts forever because we don’t live forever.
If right now you’re happy because someone makes you, that’s okay. But be reminded that everything here on earth is…
“I miss you once again. I was doing so well. I thought I was getting along, but...”
– (via poeticheartache)
5 SIMPLE RULES FOR HAPPINESS:
1. Free your heart from hatred
2. Free your mind from worries
3. Live simply
4. Give more
5. Expect less
"I have no idea where you are out there in the...
or maybe this is GOODBYE…
Bati ka ng bati ng Happy New Year sa iba.
inzeynity:
E ikaw ba masaya?
December 2010
16 posts
I must admit, I saw it coming. The air between us...
From a bitter ex:
solittletime:
Anong pakialam ko kung may Chemistry kayo e may History naman tayo.. kabisado ko pa pati yung Anatomy at Physiology ng katawan mo.
I would like to translate this but I’m running out of words. Haha. I can’t translate it right. It’s just better that way. GMs are useful sometimes. Hahaha.
haha!
